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  • Jokes and wonders of the bible

    In the Name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful

    Jokes and the wonders of the Bible

    thanks to our brother sa3d

    http://www.ebnmaryam.com/vb/t586.html
    تفنيد ألوهية المسيح
    http://hurras.ath.cx/vb/showthread.php?t=22195

    سلسلة الإعجاز العلمي في القرآن - اهداء لكل ملحد أو مسيحي
    http://hurras.ath.cx/vb/showthread.php?t=23414
    To every Christian : Do not object
    http://www.hurras.net/vb/showthread.php?t=22559
    Jesus is God and this is the Proof
    http://hurras.net/vb/showthread.php?p=233014

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    First Episode
    Ezekiel 4 )New American Standard Bible)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...4&version=NASB
    12"You shall eat it as a barley cake, having baked it in their sight over human dung."
    13Then the LORD said, "Thus will the sons of Israel eat their bread unclean among the nations where I will banish them."
    14But I said, " Ah, Lord GOD! Behold, I have never been defiled; for from my youth until now I have never eaten what died of itself or was torn by beasts, nor has any unclean meat ever entered my mouth."
    15Then He said to me, "See, I will give you cow's dung in place of human dung over which you will prepare your bread."


    The man was eating his bread on human dung but God corrected his situation and give him cow’s dung instead of human dung



    Isaiah 36 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...36&version=NIV
    12 But the commander replied, "Was it only to your master and you that my master sent me to say these things, and not to the men sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own filth and drink their own urine?"

    The men’s are eating their own filth and drinking their own urine

    Deuteronomy 23)New American Standard Bible)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...3&version=NASB
    13and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement.

    Why should he return to his faeces to cover them ?
    What are the benefits of covering the stool ?
    Why did he pass out his stool in an unsuitable place from the beginning
    ?


    تفنيد ألوهية المسيح
    http://hurras.ath.cx/vb/showthread.php?t=22195

    سلسلة الإعجاز العلمي في القرآن - اهداء لكل ملحد أو مسيحي
    http://hurras.ath.cx/vb/showthread.php?t=23414
    To every Christian : Do not object
    http://www.hurras.net/vb/showthread.php?t=22559
    Jesus is God and this is the Proof
    http://hurras.net/vb/showthread.php?p=233014

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      The second episode
      Donkeys Dialogue
      Numbers 22)New International Version)
      http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...22&version=NIV

      Balaam's Donkey
      21 Balaam got up in the morning, saddled his donkey and went with the princes of Moab. 22 But God was very angry when he went, and the angel of the LORD stood in the road to oppose him. Balaam was riding on his donkey, and his two servants were with him. 23 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD standing in the road with a drawn sword in his hand, she turned off the road into a field. Balaam beat her to get her back on the road.
      24 Then the angel of the LORD stood in a narrow path between two vineyards, with walls on both sides. 25 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she pressed close to the wall, crushing Balaam's foot against it. So he beat her again.
      26 Then the angel of the LORD moved on ahead and stood in a narrow place where there was no room to turn, either to the right or to the left. 27 When the donkey saw the angel of the LORD, she lay down under Balaam, and he was angry and beat her with his staff. 28 Then the LORD opened the donkey's mouth, and she said to Balaam, "What have I done to you to make you beat me these three times?"
      29 Balaam answered the donkey, "You have made a fool of me! If I had a sword in my hand, I would kill you right now."
      30 The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?"
      "No," he said.


      تفنيد ألوهية المسيح
      http://hurras.ath.cx/vb/showthread.php?t=22195

      سلسلة الإعجاز العلمي في القرآن - اهداء لكل ملحد أو مسيحي
      http://hurras.ath.cx/vb/showthread.php?t=23414
      To every Christian : Do not object
      http://www.hurras.net/vb/showthread.php?t=22559
      Jesus is God and this is the Proof
      http://hurras.net/vb/showthread.php?p=233014

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